(( Okay finally the RP account is up you can find it here anddd I’m heading off to bed,

I’ll start deleting all the OOC/RP post here tomorrow. So this will hopefully look at little nicer and more like an ask blog. Anyway,Night guys :’D ))

Be the sexiest stickman possible.

*STRIKES A POSE.*

(( I’m pretty sure Penn would just frolic like a moron,since being a stick man,they wouldn’t have a face. (Or detailed enough one anyhow.) ))

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Sweet god,it makes me sound so … majestic.

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DO MY ASS CHEEKS LOOK SUGARY TO YOU ANON?

… Interesting choice there Anon.

Okay here we go,Eight facts about my body:

(1) Well,working with fire just gives you just the most glorious of burn marks,so of course,this is through out my entire body. (2) No, like seriously,I don’t recall a part of my body without some kind of scar on it. (3) My hair is just kinda,everywhere. I didn’t see any point of trying to ‘style’ it when it just going to get smothered by a mask,so yeah messy hair. (4) I can’t really say I’m on the ‘thin’ side, but I’m not too bulky ether,as helpful as muscles would be. (5) Not too sure on skin tone ether since,well,it’s too burnt up in scars to really tell,I use to be fairly dark though. (6) Ehh,face is just kinda there,can’t think of anything specific on it, Uhh…Freckles? Yeah I think I still have those. (7) I have a couple of chipped teeth thanks to a lovely encounter with a Powerjack,but  I decently taken care of them. (8) I have horrid eyesight and is why Snipers get the joy of dominating me from afar. Stupid blurry bastards.

NOW THE LOVELY CHILDHOOD:

(1) I was fairly protective over our family dog,Scruffy. Bitches didn’t touch my Scruffy. (2) I never interacted with other kids,I wasn’t really bullied by them ether,just that quiet kid. (3) Sooner or later my parents got the ‘hint’ that I was being bullied or something and I was pulled out of normal schools and was home schooled/ private schooled until my Grandma took care of me. (4) I was the youngest of the bunch and was always teased by my older brother,while my sister spoiled me. (5) But I had to ether play ‘Dress up’ with my sister,or receive noogies from my brother. (6) I was always kinda scared of my parents and normally just clung onto one of my older siblings legs and let them do the talking. (7) I still have an old broken watch that me and my brother found when we were walking one day,It still ticks,but won’t show the accurate time.

And I don’t want to inflict such a curse upon others…

BESIDES, 

IT DOESN’T DO DIDDLY-SQUAT WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR ARSE. 

WHICH LOSES IT’S WHOLE PURPOSE. >8U;

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Spies don’t count.

ladyscoutinblu:

Oh! Hello there! I’m Samantha, and what may I call you?
 

Well hello miss Samantha,you can call me Penn if you’d like.

*Extends out it’s hand.*

It’s very nice to meet ‘nother BLU,for once.

BLOOMERS BITCHES.

WHO NEEDS FIRE RESISTANT PANTS WHEN YOU GOT TWO LAYERS OF THIS SEXY MATERIAL?

AND NO YOU MAY NOT SEE MY BURNT BUTT.

pipsqueakpyro:

askblupyromancer:

pipsqueakpyro:

askblupyromancer replied to your post: F.M.K: Leroy,Penn,Tess.

… WHY MAN WHY? I WOULD’VE BEEN TOTALLY ALRIGHT WITH A VOLCANO FRAGMENT IN MY ASS,BUT NOT THIS SHIT.

YOU SAY THAT LIKE THAT ISN’T YOUR PREFERRED METHOD OF PIPSTER LOVINS, PENN

IT’S OKAY TO LIKE WEIRD THINGS, BRO

I UNDERSTAND

WELL APPARENTLY NOT, YOU DIDN’T SEEM TOO WILLING LAST TIME I OFFERED. I THOUGHT WE UNDERSTOOD EACH OTHER,MAN. I THOUGHT WE UNDERSTOOD.

I HAD A HEADACHE GOD DAMN PENN YOU’RE SO INSENSITIVE TO WHEN I’M NOT IN THE MOOD THIS RELATIONSHIP IS SUFFOCATING ME